I AM RUSSIAN COMMUNIST
DIALOGUE FOR 1 VOICE
1
(Loud Fanfare)
I am Russian communist!!
> You silly, brainwashed, retarded f*** (1)
2
(Moderate Fanfare)
I am Russian communist with Glasnost and Perestroika.
> Too cheap, chap!
3
(Die Forelle)
I am Russian communist and happy we can now buy Western shit like Zara_Burger!
> Good for us.
4
(Die Forelle, fortiissimo)
I am Russian communist who think rich Russian is OK
> Healthy thinking.
5
(First notes of Beethoven's 5th)
I am Russian communist who want be rich in Western country
> I was just looking for a business partner!
6
(Last notes of Beethoven's 9th)
I am Russian communist who want be rich in YOUR Western country
> Communist? You? It’s not that simple, we’ve got rules and regulations you know!
7
(Jimi Hendrix' take on Russian National Anthem)
I am no more Russian communist, I am oligarch, oilgarch, footballgarch and gasgarch too!
> Wanna take over, eh? We know your kind. First we teach you and then what do we get?
Foreigners!
(Heavy Artillery and Air Raid Alarm)
- THE END (is near) -
NOTE
(1) f*** = fool.
© Eddy Bonte [Spring 2022, first publication on this website 26OcT2023]