Eddy Bonte

I AM RUSSIAN COMMUNIST

DIALOGUE FOR 1 VOICE

1
(Loud Fanfare)

I am Russian communist!!
> You silly, brainwashed, retarded f*** (1)

2
(Moderate Fanfare)

I am Russian communist with Glasnost and Perestroika.
> Too cheap, chap!

3
(Die Forelle)

I am Russian communist and happy we can now buy Western shit like Zara_Burger!
> Good for us.

4
(Die Forelle, fortiissimo)

I am Russian communist who think rich Russian is OK
> Healthy thinking.

5
(First notes of Beethoven's 5th)

I am Russian communist who want be rich in Western country
> I was just looking for a business partner!

6
(Last notes of Beethoven's 9th)

I am Russian communist who want be rich in YOUR Western country
> Communist? You? It’s not that simple, we’ve got rules and regulations you know!

7
(Jimi Hendrix' take on Russian National Anthem)

I am no more Russian communist, I am oligarch, oilgarch, footballgarch and gasgarch too!
> Wanna take over, eh? We know your kind. First we teach you and then what do we get?
Foreigners!

(Heavy Artillery and Air Raid Alarm)

- THE END (is near) -

NOTE
(1) f*** = fool.

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I AM RUSSIAN COMMUNIST